Holiday Maker - Kaleidoscope

Braces gleaming on the beach

Northern accents, funny speech

People call each other «each»

And the telly’s just out of reach

And johnny’s swimming expertly in a white-capped

breaker

Oh holidaymaker, liberty taker

Nature forsaker, oh holidaymaker

Red face roasting in the sun

Curvy girls for everyone

Radio gang here they come

Spoiling everybody’s fun

And johnny’s swimming expertly in a white-capped

breaker

Oh holidaymaker, liberty taker

Nature forsaker, oh holidaymaker

The white surf is breaking softly on the sand

Where the seagulls cry for the bread that’s in your

hand

But you don’t understand for why they cry

You’re all holiday men with no sunshine in your eye —

why?

Smiling queens walk to and fro

A middle-aged romeo

Tries but without seeds to sow

Lucky his wife does not know

And johnny’s drowning desperately in a white-capped

breaker

Oh, holidaymaker, liberty taker

Nature forsaker, oh holidaymaker