Everything Happens to Me - Julie London

I make a date for gown\nAnd you can bet your life it rains\nI tried to give a party\nAnd the guy upstairs complains\nI guess I’ll go through life\nJust catching colds and missing trains\nEverything happens to me\nI never miss a thing\nI’ve had the measles and the mumps\nAnd everytime I play an ace\nMy partner always trumps\nI guess I’m just a fool\nWho never looks before she jumps\nEverything happens to me\nAt first I thought that you could break this jinx for me\nThat you could turn the trick to end despair\nBut I can’t fool this foolish head that thinks for me\nSo I’ve mortgaged all my castles in the air\nI’ve telegraphed, I phoned\nSent an air mail special too\nYour answer was goodbye\nAnd there was even postage due\nI fell in love just once\nAnd then it had to be with you\nEverything happens to me\nEverything happens to me