Don't Put Me in a Corner - JT Music

So I heard another boy went missing, the poor kid

Not to be poignant, but I wish I’d ignored it, cuz

I didn’t even believe in witches before this

But now it’s time to get my pitchfork and a torch

Three o’clock in the mornin'

I probably oughtta be snorin'

Instead I’m gettin' lost in a forest

Don’t call me Goldilocks — I don’t want any porridge

Like I give a fuck which bowl’s the coldest, hottest or warmest

I got bigger problems — should’ve gotten insurance

For this trip, cuz now I’m missin' - someone report it

Sure hope the cops brought a lot of chalk for my corpse

If they find it, it’ll be divided up into portions

Chopped and tossed into a bubbling cauldron

Along with body parts, possibly belonging to orphans

The moment that you start runnin' low on your resources

You’re only in survival mode, totally robbed of endorphins

I’ve stumbled upon a cacophonous chorus

Of the awfulest noises, there’s a knot in my organs

But I got my dog at least

And I keep him off the leash

If he’s barkin' up a tree, you don’t wanna ignore him

I got a feelin' there’s some ominous force

This godforsaken nature walk couldn’t be farther from borin'

I found a house with every orifice boarded

I think it might be haunted, should I knock on the door?

Witch

Who’s gonna get your goosebumps bumpin'?

Don’t put me in a corner

Hair-raiser, got your heart rate pumpin'

Don’t put me in a corner

Roll camera, hope your nose is runnin'

Got a tissue?

Cuz I really could afford one

Turn around, I wanna show you somethin'

No thanks, I’m looking at the corner

Starin' at the wallpaper, cuz I adore it

But I think these support beams need some reinforcement

This shithole’s a little more than just a fixer-upper

If I were you, I’d put it on the market, get another

You could probably find a squatter or list it for rent

But if you move, Mrs. Witch, tell me which way you went

Cuz I don’t need to see you, I can picture it in my head

I mean, look at me I’m already pitching a tent

I know that I never should’ve been holdin' her totem

I saw the writing on the walls, but I don’t know who wrote 'em

I really thought I had balls, but I’m not so bold in the scrotum

I wanna go back home and crack open a cold one

Military training didn’t prepare me at all

I’m converting my k-nine into a therapy dog

Come here Bullet, stay put and wide awake until daytime

With daddy in the corner, we’ll be watchin' the paint dry

Who’s gonna get your goosebumps bumpin'?

Don’t put me in a corner

Hair-raiser, got your heart rate pumpin'

Don’t put me in a corner

Roll camera, hope your nose is runnin'

Got a tissue?

Cuz I really could afford one

Turn around, I wanna show you somethin'

No thanks, I’m looking at the corner

Yo, Goldilocks, you better be scared bitch

This predicament’s worse than your «Three Bears"sitch

It’s timeout for you, does that seem fair kids?

Unless you dare turn to face me, the Blair Witch

I’m gonna make you take a walk down memory lane

Cuz I’m a devil manifesting your shame

Remember everything wretched, you’re gettin' less and less sane

You’re never finding the exit when I am letting you stay

Setting the stage, and you’ve been cast in the play

The final act is beginning, and it’s a tragedy — yay

You want someone to blame for all this?

Take a hint, dunce

Go sit in the corner, forget the witch-hunts

Listen to my voice, follow the call

If you simply give it time, promise you’ll become enthralled

I see it in your eyes, you don’t wanna die at all

But tellin' me to stop?

Better off talkin' to a wall

Who’s gonna get your goosebumps bumpin'?

Don’t put me in a corner

Hair-raiser, got your heart rate pumpin'

Don’t put me in a corner

Roll camera, hope your nose is runnin'

Got a tissue?

Cuz I really could afford one

Turn around, I wanna show you somethin'

No thanks, I’m looking at the corner

Don’t put me in a corner…