Whiskey Tango Foxtrot - Josh Abbott Band

Got off late was trying to get off early

Old lady at the lot just flipped me the birdie

I Got pulled over 'cause I was in a hurry

Well thanks a lot, officer, good day, just great

And now I’m later than I was

And all I really wanted was to catch me a buzz

I finally got there but somebody’s in my chair

I’m doing my best trying not swear but

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Why the hell not say what I’m thinking?

'Cause when I’m drinking it’s hard to stop once I start

Like the guy next to me talking off my ear

Thought I just came in here to have a cold beer

But guess what?

It’s not, it’s hot

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Well my ex walks in with her new boyfriend

And let’s just say it wasn’t a happy ending

I take it as a sign for me to leave

But I can’t find my keys, jeez

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Why the hell not say what I’m thinking?

'Cause when I’m drinking it’s hard to stop once I start

Like the guy next to me talking off my ear

Thought I just came in here to have a cold beer

And unwind till closing time till my cards decline

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

I walk outside to my truck

The keys were locked inside

Just my luck

What the—

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Why the hell not say what I’m thinking?

'Cause when I’m drinking it’s hard to stop once I start

Like the guy next to me talking off my ear

Thought I just came in here to have a cold beer

But guess what?

It’s not, it’s hot

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot