I Don't Wanna Be Gay - Jonathan King

Begged me to come to your party

But I don’t hear a word that you say

You can squeeze me and tease me

Appease me and please me

But I don’t wanna be gay

You say I’ll be glad when I get there

That you’ll show me a new way to play

You can hustle me, bustle me

Fuss me and muscle me

But I don’t wanna be gay

You can try anything that you want with me

But you’re not gonna change my lifestyle

You can fluff me, rebuff me and ruffle me

But you ain’t gonna a smile

You’re trying to get what you want from me

But I’m just gonna do it my way

You can tug me and bug me

Plug me and juggle me

But I don’t wanna be gay

You can tug me and bug me

Plug me and juggle me

But I don’t wanna be gay