I'm Having a Party - Jonathan Coulton

The time has come to celebrate my birthday

We just redid the basement, couch and all

You’re all invited, even Mark Manelli

Just leave your coats and shoes in my front hall

We’ll put on records and no one will dance

It’s gonna be funny when Mark wets his pants

I’m having a party

Hey, you wanna sleep over?

We’re gonna eat candy and get headaches in the basement

I’m having a party

Hey, you wanna sleep over?

We’re gonna play spin the bottle till it’s time to go to bed

My mom is making onion dip and Fritos

Her secret recipe that never fails

My brother says he won’t come down and punch me And we can drink his four-pack of champales

Expect a visit from Fudgie the Whale

Ice cream and crunchies in his fudgy tail

I’m having a party

Hey, you wanna sleep over?

We’re gonna eat candy and get headaches in the basement

I’m having a party

Hey, you wanna sleep over?

We’re gonna play spin the bottle till it’s time to go to bed

Bed time is quiet time

A time for lovers

You can share my sleeping bag

I’m having a party

Hey, you wanna sleep over?

We’re gonna eat candy and get headaches in the basement

I’m having a party

Hey, you wanna sleep over?

We’re gonna play spin the bottle till it’s time to go to bed