My Dad Snores - John Williamson

My Dad snores, does yours?

My Grandpa snores too

Through walls and doors

It rumbles right through

M’Mum’s nearly goin' insane

Though she kicks him again and again

What are we going to do

Your Dad, does he snore too?

My Dad snores, does yours?

Like an old steam train

There he goes again

Like thunder and rain

We tried a peg on his nose

When he snores through the TV shows

What are we going to do

Your Dad, does he snore too?

My Dad snores, he roars

Like our old school bus

What’s the fuss, he says

What’s the matter with us

So we taped him on a blank cassette

But he still doesn’t believe us yet

What are we going to do

Your Dad, does he snore too?