I Know How to Party - The Dollyrots

I can’t think straight

I’m always late

My two left feet are clumsy

My car’s a mess

I ripped my dress

My hair looks kind of funny

Cause I know I know I know I know

I know I know how to party

Yeah I know I know I know I know

Yeah I know I know how to party

My driving sucks

I missed the bus

Forgot to feed the cat

I burned a microwave meal yeah

How do you even do that

I always lose my keys

And forgot to say please

And I left the oven on again

And I always oversleep

And forgot to brush my teeth

And I’m bad at texting back my friends

But I know I know I know I know

I know I know how to party

Yeah I know I know I know I know

Yeah I know I know how to party

My taxes are late

I broke a plate

And I’m always falling down on my ass

Cause I’m always rushing faster and

My brain is finishing last

Yeah I’m always gullible

I believe the stupid jokes

And I think I made the dog too fat

Now I’m sliding into home

And my pants are full of foam

Oh I’d never make a joke about that

But I know I know I know I know

I know I know how to party

Yeah I know I know I know I know

Yeah I know I know how to party

You know I even

Got a degree

From a four year university

But I started a band

And I’m singing this song

And now you know the whole freakin' story

Cause I know I know I know I know

I know I know how to party

Yeah I know I know I know I know

Yeah I know I know how to party

I know I know I know I know

I know I know how to party

Yeah I know I know I know I know

Yeah I know I know how to party