What The Hell (It's The Holidays) - Joey+Rory

It’s that time of year

Snow is on the ground

Pretty lights and mistletoe

Decorate our little town

Chris Kringle is loading up his sleigh

Oh oh, it’s the holiday

Tables set with cakes and pies

And goodies all around

There’s a turkey in the middle

That weights 47 lbs

And I know I should stay away

What the hell — it’s the holidays

I’ve been doing great counting calories

And watching weight

But that big ole honey bait

Is calling my name

Pass the butter beans

The dressing and the gravy please

How about some pie

with my next piece of cake

What the hell it’s the holidays

Dad fixing eggnog

he’s pouring in the rum

Doctor says I shouldn’t

But I’m gonna get me some

Just 4 or 5 will be ok

What the hell — it’s the holidays

Now we’re out at Barry’s truck

Chasing makers mark with 7up

Cousin Kenny’s throwing up

Oh what a shame

Steve brought his potato gun

Now we’re gonna have some fun

Oops he blew the window

Out of mom’s Chevrolet

What the hell it’s the holidays

It’s that time of year

Snow is on the ground

Dad just wrote his name in it

I think you know how

All the silly games we play

What the hell it’s the holidays

The sheriff just hauled him away

What the hell it’s the holidays