I'll Be Glad When You're Dead (You Rascal You) - Joel McNeely

Oh, I’ll be glad when you’re dead, you rascal you

(You rascal you)

I’ll be glad when you’re dead, you rascal you

(You rascal you)

When you’re lyin' down six feet deep

No more fried chicken will you eat

I’ll be glad when you’re dead, you rascal you

Oh, I’ll be oh so glad you’re dead, you rascal you

Oh, I’ll be glad when you’re dead, you rascal you

I’ll be standin' on the corner full of gin

When they drag your body in

I’ll be glad when you’re dead, you rascal you

I’ll be oh so glad when you’re dead, you rascal you

I’ll be oh so glad when you’re dead, you rascal you

I took you into my home

You wouldn’t leave my wife alone

I’ll be glad when you’re dead, you rascal oh you

(scat break)

I’ll be oh so glad when you’re dead, you rascal you

Be oh so glad when you’re dead, you rascal you

What’s this thing you’ve got

That makes my wife think you’re so hot?

You dirty dog, I’ll be glad when you’re dead, you rascal you