Space Age Whiz Kids - Joe Walsh

I used to play that pinball

I used to go outside

I had to spend my money

Get on your bus and ride

I used to go out dancing

Put on my high-heeled shoes

Get in my short block chevy

Go on a downtown cruise

I feel a little bit mixed up

Maybe I’m obsolete

All us pinball pool sharks

We just can’t compete

Space age whiz kids, kids

Leaders in the field

Pioneers in research

Space age whiz kids

Arcade mothership monsters

Laserbeam blastshield eyes

Full on space age madness

Make-believe satellite skies

Alien ships approaching

There’s trouble in sector five

Left hand on the joystick

Right hand hyperspace drive

Space age whiz kids kids, Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids kids, Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids

They got nothing to do

Put another quarter in

Pay those space age dues

Donkey Kong high score

Pac Man’s on a roll

Klingons on the warpath

Whiz kids on patrol

Space age whiz kids, Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids, Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids, Space age whiz kids

Space age whiz kids, Space age whiz kids

Kind of a young thing

I like space age whiz kids

I like… I like… I like… I need quarters… quarters!

Give me quarters!

I like quarters!