I Broke My Leg - Joe Walsh

I met my baby in a shopping mall

In a shopping mall

I asked my baby for her number

In case I called her up, in case I called her up

I called my baby on the telephone

I said, «Hello» on the telephone

I took my baby to the movies

Sat in the front row

Got her some popcorn, bought her some bon bons

We sat in the front row

I took my baby out to dinner

A table just for two, a table just for two

I took my baby to Las Vegas

Chartered a private plane

We took some naps, we shot some crap

Chartered a private plane

I took her shopping, next thing I know

I took my baby to Aspen

I broke my leg, she fell in love

I broke my leg

I got a letter from my ex-baby today, nice