Half Drunk - Jimmy Buffett

I’m only half drunk

If you were thinkin' of pourin' more wine

It’s only midnight

And I got nothin', nothin' but time

Is it half empty or half full

This glass of mine

I’m only half wrong

If you were thinkin' 'bout stayin' this time

It’s only midnight

And I got nothin', nothin' but time

It may be half-baked

But I’ve got lots, lots of ideas

Hey darlin' here’s one

Won’t you come and lend me your ear

Like Mona Lisa gave old Da Vinci

That half smile

I’ll paint a picture that will half convince you I’m fine

It’s only midnight

And I’ve got nothin', nothin' but time

I got half a mind to tell you 'bout it brother

It’s always six of one, and half a dozen of the other

This or that, tit for tat

My baby’s on the line

I’m always only half the way to makin' her all mine

I’m only half drunk

If you’ll be buyin' one more round

I’ve been half crazy

Tryin' to simmer, simmer on down

You see half the people, but only half of half of the time

Tell me how can a nickel stand right up to a dime

I’m only half drunk

This night is half gone

And I’ll be long gone before too long

It’s only midnight

And I’ve got nothin', nothin' but time

I’m only half drunk

If you were thinkin' of pourin' more wine