Eulogy - Jehst

Hey, you!

You listening to this record, wake up!

Hey, you!

You listening to this record, wake up!

Hey, you!)

If I said this was my final opportunity (What?)

To write my eulogy (Ok)

You’d assume it to be lunacy, presumably

Happiness eluding me

I asked the preacher man to humour me

But he said there’s nothing he could do for me

In the midst of all manner of buffoonery

Silly blinging jewellery like it’s the silver jubilee

I’m in the lab with Telemachus & Uylsses

Banging on the drum pads, rattling computer keys

New wave like music by The Human League

Here’s some loose change, go the store

Buy a brew for me

I did my duty, what did duty ever do for me?

A rebel

They’ll end up executing me for mutiny

You should’ve

Already giving him a reasoning

Got the pot boiling with the seasoning

Brimstone stew, delicious

Gotta bust a move like Disco Stu

From The Simpsons

(And in a time that’s closer

Life will be even bolder, then)

Love

(Love is the only answer)

The only answer, yo

(Hate is the root of cancer, then)

This song could truly be my final opportunity

To write my eulogy

You’d assume it to be lunacy, presumably

Misery consuming me

I called the midnight request line

The DJ wouldn’t even play the tune for me

Blues singers sing the blues for me

Blue-eyed soul in a baby blue suit

You can croon for me

Fuck it, you could do 'Fly Me to the Moon' for me

The thing I fear most is a squandered opportunity

And I articulate it beautifully

Bigging up Confucius in particular for boosting me

I just do it

The difference between you and me

I’m like Nike, you’ve got nothing where the 'swoosh' should be

On the shoe, in fact, you’re more like a spoof of rap

Consider me the Don Dada, Super Cat

Keep a doobie strapped, midnight Scooby snack

Back to my secret lair, rigged with the booby trap

(And in a time that’s closer

Life will be even bolder, then)

Love

(Love is the only answer)

The only answer, yo

(Hate is the root of cancer, then)

So, if I said this is my final opportunity

To try and write my eulogy

You’d assume it to be lunacy, presumably (Huh?)

The reaper keep pursuing me (What?)

I asked Father Time to watch my back

But he said there’s nothing he could do for me

So who the fuck a brother man to google, b?

Looking for the answer, sat at the computer screen

That’s why I choose to use the music therapeutically

And smoke the booda tree like it was ciggies from the duty free

Basic level meditation, Supa T

Counteract the propaganda that pollute my chi

Energy;

you’re confusing me with your enemy

Love is the only answer, the keep telling me (They keep telling me,

they keep telling me…)

Love is the only answer, yo, the answer

(And in a time that’s closer

Life will be even bolder, then)

Love

(Love is the only answer)

The only answer, yo

(Hate is the root of cancer, then)