If I Were a Dog - Jason Gray

If I were a dog

I could stare at your beauty for extended periods of time

You’d never even notice, nor would you prob’ly care

‘cause dogs are prone to stare

If I were a dog

I could walk with you down the city street

Without raising a suspicion

Perhaps you’d pity me

But I’d follow you home

You’d let me in and give me a milkbone

And I don’t know

If we can make it work

But I’m eager to give it a try

I’m open to the possibility, yeah

The life of a dog could be the life for me

If I were a dog

I’d have an excuse for all this drooling every time

You walked into the room

‘cause that’s just what we do

If you ever wonder why

But if you only knew

If I were a dog

I would not hesitate to sit at your feet

And beg for your affection

I’d use my big brown eyes

To get into your heart

Maybe we can go for walkies in the park

And I don’t know

If we can make it work

But I’m eager to give it a try

I’m open to the possibility, yeah

The life of a dog could be the life for me

It would prob’ly never work in the end

You’d get sick and tired of me biting all your boyfriends

And I’d always wanna sleep on the bed, yeah

Nananana nanananana

Wa-oooo