Vegan X - Jam in the Van, Banned from Japan

I’ll drink coffee till I’m nauseous

And I’ll eat a box of chocolates

Often sitting on the toilet I’m in pain

And I just quit smoking cigarettes

Now I’m eating more and shitting less

Stress I guess

Has got me smokin smokin more than ever again

Vegan straightedge

Smokin cigarettes I break edge

Almost every day yea

Vegan straightedge

A head of lettuce got more brains than me when I break edge

My weight it fluctuates

My diet’s inconsistent

Inconsistently

Calorie deficient

I used to think occasional

Constipation was normal

Diarrhea is sometimes too

I came across a meme that said my symptoms were from eating meat

So true

Vegan straightedge

Smokin cigarettes I break edge

Almost every day yea

Vegan straightedge

A head of lettuce got more brains than me when I break edge