Lifeguard Life - Jam in the Van, The Sloppy Boys, Jam in the Van, The Sloppy Boys

I’m on the beach, I’ve got a drink in my hand

I am the lifeguard and I got a great tan

I sit up high in my lifeguard chair

I shake my cocktail shaker in the sunny, sunny air

Everybody tells me lifeguards can’t drink on the beach

Well it’s a big part of my lifestyle

Might have to fire me

You’ve got to wave your hands

If you want to be seen

You’ve got to wave your hands

If you’re drowning on my beach

Lifeguard life

It’s a lifeguard life

My lazy little life is a lifeguard life

What’s that in the water?

Someone’s in trouble

But I just ate two cheeseburgers

Did I mention they were doubles?

All the parents are yelling at me

«You fool, my kid could have drowned»

Yeah but he didn’t everybody’s ok

So why don’t I pour another round?

Yeah but he didn’t everyone is ok

Yeah but he didn’t everyone is ok

You’ve got to make some noise

If you’re stuck and the waves are choppy

'Cause I really can’t hear you

While I’m DJ-ing this party

It’s a lifeguard life

It’s a lifeguard life

My lazy little life is a lifeguard life

Last night I dreamt of a party

With all of the other lifeguards

It’s all I ever wanted and today it came to be

They said I was the king of the beach

I said oh thank you, thank you

I hope no one’s in trouble out there

While the lifeguards have a party

Make some noise

If you’re stuck and the waves are choppy

'Cause I really can’t hear you

While I’m DJ-ing this party

Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa

Make some noise

C’mon, c’mon, c’mon

Make some noise

Hey where’s my cocktail shaker?

Make some noise

In the water?

Make some noise

Well it looks like I’m taking a dip