Funky Judge - J. Geils Band

Aw, order in the court

Thank you, thank you

I want no shenanigans in my courtroom

Please bring on the first case

I didn’t do it

Got my lawyer

Hey, officer

Get these here cuffs off of me

Hey, Judge

Aw, let me talk to you, Judge

Hey, Judge, Judge

Judge, you sure is funky

Judge, you sure is funky

Judge, you sure is funky (Listen to me)

Judge, you sure is funky

Listen

I didn’t do it, Your Honor

What they told you was a lie

Judge, you sure is funky (Got to tell you, baby)

Judge, you sure is funky

Judge, Judge, Judge, Judge

Judge, you sure is funky (Good God almighty)

Judge, you sure is funky (Funky, funky)

Judge, you sure is funky (Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)

Judge, you sure is funky

Now wait a minute

I didn’t do it, Your Honor

What they told you was a lie

Just call my mother, please

She’ll give you my alibi

I didn’t do it, Your Honor

They told you a lie

Now you’re gonna send me away

And I wanna know why, woo

Yeah

I didn’t do it, Your Honor

I’m a really nice guy, wow

Judge, you sure is funky (Aw yeah)

Judge, you sure is funky (I saw you, Funky Judge)

Judge, Judge, Judge, Judge

Where do you come from, young man?

I come from The Bronx, Your Honor

Hmm, is that so?

I sentence you to 14 years

What?

Hey, Judge, I’ve been framed, I’ve been framed

I gotta call my lawyer

Let me call the lawyer

I just want his love and affection

I won’t be put in no house of corruption

Come on, Judge, I’ll get the records real true

Come on, baby

Hey, Judge, come on, Judge

Hey, Judge