I Believe In Bugs - Ivor Cutler

If you come round to my restaurant at half past four

You can see the little buggies walking round on the floor

Singing

I believe in bugs

I truly believe in bugs

See their happy faces as they swagger along

Shaking at their tonsils as they belt out their song

Singing

I believe in bugs

I truly believe in bugs

When you squat down at the seaside for a snack on the beach

You can hear the buggies chortle as they jump out of reach

I believe in bugs

I truly believe in bugs

Lying in the silken ground one day

I shall sense the buggies wriggle as they eat me away

Singing

I believe in bugs

I truly believe in bugs

I truly believe in bugs