This Halloween is Crazy - Insane Clown Posse

Spooky, spooky — shock wave!

Insane Clowns here to rock your grave

It’s Halloween in the city and it’s raining pumpkins

Smashing on cars, splatting, thumping

What the hell is going on?

Everybody run!

A pumpkin hit me in the melon but I’m having fun

I made a dummy for the front porch, sat him in the chair

Turned around and it was gone like it booked up outta here

(Trick or treat) I gave a little kid a little Heath

He locked onto my arm with red eyes and fang ass teeth

I kicked him off me, he laughed and flew away

But it’s Halloween nothing’s gonna ruin my day

Every year, ghosts come through the mirror but

This Halloween is crazy!

Something wicked’s in the air, more than any other year

Every year there’s scary howls from wolves and owls but

This Halloween is crazy!

Something wicked’s in the air, more than any other year, I feel it!

Spooky, spooky — I’m scared and wired

A bat flew into my living room and turned into a vampire

Ugh, we smoked a bowl of that fire

On Halloween, a night we all admire!

Everybody’s being spooky and shit so I hid

Figured I’d jump out and scare a little kid

I did it, I tried the mean ass gag

But she was strapped with a stun gun and fried my bean bag

From high in the night sky pumpkins fall

And don’t nobody seem to give a fuck at all

They get blasted, get back up and keep trick-or-treating

Pumpkin rain is brutal, these kids could take a beating

Zombies crawling up out of the mud

Three headed thugs, fists covered in blood

I seen a witch fly by on a broom

Pointing and laughing at me, smacked into a tree (boom!)

I’m almost out of candy, the doorbell rang

But nobody was there, then it happened again

I went out and up the back and watched from the roof

It was the dummy I made (what?!) and now I have proof

He’s alive, I suicide dive on his ass

And now they duking it out, rolling round on the grass

Everybody gathered around us, under the moonlight

And all chanted these words as they watched the fight

They said…

Spooky, spooky, let’s all get stupid

This Halloween is crazy!

(This Halloween is crazy!)