The Zipper - Insane Clown Posse

Why don’t you go on it, man?

You can tell us what it’s like

Well this lame local fair comes to town every year

With the same lame rides, as if anybody cares

But you still go, 'cause you know, ain’t shit else to do

So you smoke a couple joints and head up with your crew

You walk around, and the carnies try to call you out

«Come on, throw a dart at the balloons, what you got?»

You just walk by knowing (uh huh) the prizes ain’t shit

Even the bears got the cheap-ass stitch (Bitch)

But what’s this?

In the corner, the Zipper, a new ride

But it’s not new;

it looks old as fuck, but still you slide

Over to it, 'cause anything different’s worth checking out

You’re the only one in line.

You strap in, and any second now.

It’s…

The Zipper!

(Woo)

It’s wonderful!

(It's incredible)

Fantastical!

(Woo)

Astounding!

(Wow!)

Amazing!

It’s…

The Zipper!

(Woo)

It’s wonderful!

(It's incredible)

Fantastical!

(Woo)

Astounding!

(Wow!)

Amazing!

And it’s over, complete ecstasy for a minute (Ah)

You can’t fucking believe it.

Right away, you admit it

You start rantin' and raving about how fuckin' live it was

It blew your fucking mind, and you still feelin' the buzz

You run over to grab another ticket from the booth

Because you found euphoria, and you know it’s the truth (Yup)

Now a couple of your friends grab a ticket as well (My dogs)

But they don’t understand;

the ride looks weak as hell

But you guys get in line, and you’re runnin' with the quickness

You’re extra geeked now because your homies 'bout to witness

This magical wonder ride of rusty old parts

But they can fucking feel it too, as soon as it starts.

It’s…

The Zipper!

(Woo)

It’s wonderful!

(It's incredible)

Fantastical!

(Woo)

Astounding!

(Wow!)

Amazing!

It’s…

The Zipper!

This shit is wonderful!

This shit’s incredible!

This shit is breathtaking!

Amazing!

And like that, it stops.

You’re all three goin' crazy

It took you through the heavenly gates;

this shit’s amazing

Now you’re buyin' up as many tickets as you can

Back in line, it’s only your crew, and you don’t understand

How come everyone ain’t ridin' it?

How come the fair is hidin' it

Way back in this corner spot, when that shit is hot?

This time, your whole crew’s gettin' on it for a spin

You’re fucking doing backflips ready for it to begin

You give the tickets to the carny, and you all pile on

Everybody’s mad excited.

You all got your smile on

Then the carny says to you, «Three time’s a doozie

Read the sign: 'Ride three times, and your life you lose,' Eh?»

The Zipper!

(Woo)

It’s wonderful!

(It's incredible)

Fantastical!

(Woo)

Astounding!

(Wow!)

Amazing!

It’s…

The Zipper!

This shit is wonderful!

This shit’s incredible!

This shit is breathtaking!

Amazing!

It’s…

The Zipper!

(Woo)

It’s wonderful!

(It's incredible)

Fantastical!

(Woo)

Astounding!

(Wow!)

Amazing!

It’s…

The Zipper!