The Riddle Box Show Intro - Insane Clown Posse

Ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to the greatest show on earth!

Congratulations, for you are all the lucky ones *gunshot*

You are the ones lucky enough to witness

The greatest attraction in the Dead Carnival’s history

Only you, those in this very building

Will have the privilege of viewing

Two of the world’s most savage, contained, and dangerous individuals

They are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope

And yesssssss, they are here

We have them captured for your viewing enjoyment *gunshot*

So, are you ready?

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one

Welcome to the Joker’s Gallery!

Ladies and gentlemen!

The cannot hurt you;

do not panic

They cannot harm you;

please calm down

Do not be frightened;

these cages are built of titanium steel

Please, you must calm down

They cannot harm you

Ladies and gentlemen, that cannot escape

That man has captured them

Barehanded, and brought them to the stage

For your viewing enjoyment

Please, we can assure you

They cannot harm you;

they cannot escape

Wait, what’s happening?

It looks like they might be escaping!

Please, somebody help!

Wait!

Run for your lives!