No More Jail - Insane Clown Posse

«Roger that

Attention all law enforcement

We got a 51−50 in progress

A couple wicked clowns

But, you’re never gonna catch us

We’re just too slick for ya!»

Bring that shit!

(Never, never, never, never)

No more jail

We ain’t never goin' back!

(Never, never, never, never)

No more jail

It ain’t gon' happen (Nope)

(Ever, ever, ever, ever)

No more jail

Never, never, never, never (Nope)

(Ever, ever, ever, ever)

No more jail

Yeah, come on!

I stole me a Yukon truck this mornin'

Need some excitement so tonight ain’t borin'

Took it to the car wash and waxed it down

Everybody knows Carjacks the Clown *laugh*

I was spittin' at two fat chicks who walkin'

Parked in a no-park lane, we talkin'

And I’m like, what y’all doin' tonight?

Suddenly it’s all bright, red and blue lights

Damn, this truck ain’t mine.

I hacked it

Got a gun and cocaine in my jacket

Get out the truck, bitch.

I gots to bail

I ain’t tryin' to see my ass back in jail

High-speed chase, this cop is on me

More and more join the scene, an army

Hit the side street close to Mama’s

Drove across the front lawn of

Jumped out the car, flew across the wall

Most were too fat, 'cause it was tall

But two of 'em still was right behind me

(«And they got tasers») Don’t remind me!

I hopped three fences.

The shit was hectic

This is too close.

I must correct it

Dipped into Ma’s house as they ran by it

She cooked me lasagna.

You got to try it

(Never, never, never, never)

Fuck that!

I ain’t goin' to jail!

(Nope)

Fuck that!

I ain’t goin' to jail!

(Never, never, never, never…)

Fuck that!

I ain’t goin' to jail!

(Nope)

Fuck that!

I ain’t goin' to jail!

(Ever, ever, ever, ever)

Fuck that!

You ain’t gonna catch me!

(Nope)

Fuck that!

I ain’t goin' to jail!

(Ever, ever, ever, ever…)

Fuck that!

You ain’t gonna catch me!

(Nope)

Fuck that!

I ain’t goin' to jail!

I got two warrants I know about

They know me in jail, 'cause I got clout

But fuck goin' back.

I can’t waste my time

I need a clean getaway when I do crime

I sell dope, but I ain’t a toker

They call me Dopey the Joker

Female cop stop me, I’ll choke her

Pull my shank out and belly poke her

I never had, but I talk the shit

Got a bag full of dope, and I’m walkin' quick

Cop pulls up, asks where I’m headed

To the titty bar, 'bout to peep some neden

Why, you wanna join me?

He didn’t laugh

Pointed to my bag and asked me, «What's that?»

I know the routine, so now I’m runnin'

He’s runnin' stop as he points his gun in

I keep bookin' 'cause I ain’t stoppin'

This bag of dope here, I ain’t droppin'

I ran into a clothes store, but I ain’t shoppin'

Evadin' the law, it’s on and poppin'

I changed my clothes and grabbed a wig

I pug on a dress.

«That lady’s big»

Shaggy scoot me.

I played his mother

Kissed him on the cheek so I don’t blow my cover

(«Stop playin' man!»)

(Never, never, never, never)

Fuck that!

I ain’t goin' to jail!

(Nope)

Fuck that!

I ain’t goin' to jail!

(Never, never, never, never…)

Fuck that!

I ain’t goin' to jail!

(Nope)

Fuck that!

I ain’t goin' to jail!

(Ever, ever, ever, ever)

Fuck that!

You ain’t gonna catch me!

(Nope)

Fuck that!

I ain’t goin' to jail!

(Ever, ever, ever, ever…)

Fuck that!

You ain’t gonna catch me!

(Nope)

Fuck that!

I ain’t goin' to jail!

(Never, never, never, never)

Say what?

(Nope)

No more jail

That’s right.

I’ll be livin' (Nope)

(Never, never, never, never)

No more jail

Never again (Nope)

(Ever, ever, ever, ever)

No more jail

I’ll be livin' (Nope)

(Ever, ever, ever, ever)

No more jail

Damn skippy

Man, you pigs ain’t never gonna get your hooves up on us, and I’ll tell you

why- We just too slick- We’re like- Slick Rick- and Slick- the manager from

WWF- all wrapped in one- and you ain’t never putting your little fingers on-