My Kind of Bitch - Insane Clown Posse

My kind of bitch ain’t like yo' bitch

Cause my bitch don’t bitch at all

My bitch don’t blink, she don’t even think

About money or a fuckin mall

My kind of bitch don’t fix her hair

She don’t care about what she wears

Cause she’s much too busy

Pulling the worms out her butt, she ain’t bathed in years!

(My kind of bitch!)

My kind of bitch, I’ll never forget

We first met on a Ouija Board

Ms. Crabadamn she would chew on snakes

And swallow a ninja sword!

I said, «Hey bitch, how do ya do?

Some folks call me Violent J»

She picked her nose and flicked it at me

Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch!

My kind of bitch…

My kind of bitch don’t fix her hair

She don’t care about what she wears

My kind of bitch don’t fix her hair

She don’t care about what she wears

(Fuck that!)

My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck

And has to talk like this, «I love you!»

She can drink through it, ya get used to it

It whistle every time we kiss

My kind of bitch gots one good titty

The other one’s skinny and red

She can make the one Jiggle

The other one don’t do shit but just sit there dead

My kind of bitch has a wooden eye

With a nail sticking half way out

It once caught on fire

We all had to spit in her face just to put it out

My kind of bitch is a little loopy

And her ass might droop a bit

But I scoop that loop and fold the flop

And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch!

My kind of bitch!

My kind of bitch has one good titty

My kind of bitch has one good titty

The-…

«Hello.

Um, my name is J, I’m from Detroit

I’m lookin for a girl who’s, um… Dead

Um, a girl who can possibly fulfill some of my fetishes

Which include, um…

Dipping your titties in Faygo and slapping my face wit 'em, um…

Jumping from the dresser and landing on my balls»

My kind of bitch waits till I sleep

Then run and fuck my friends

And every time I break her legs

And give my homie ends (Ha ha, what’s up man?!)

She shot me once and stabbed my neck

And even broke my nose

But I lick her from her crooked neck

Down to her stringy toes, my kind of bitch!

My kind of bitch

My kind of bitch waits till I sleep

Then run and fuck my friends

My kind of bitch waits till I sleep

Then-…

«Hello.

Uh, my name is Shaggz

And I’m lookin for a girl with a… big… big fat fuckin ass.

And titties… and… big fat fuckin ass…

And um, I want my dick sucked and I want my balls scratched

And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls

At the same time, that’s a must!

And uh, I’m lookin for a girl who can stretch her titties

And stuff 'em in her ass!»

Fuck yeah, muthafucka!

I’m lookin for a bitch…

I’m lookin for a girl to fit my needs!

(My kind of bitch!)

Yeah, we can have picnics under the moon and the graveyard…

We can have picnics under my house… (My kind of bitch!)

I’m lookin for a girl… to die with

If you’re already dead, that’s cool…

You could sit around and wait for me to die… (My kind of bitch!)

I’m lookin for a girl to squeeze me

I’m lookin for a girl to squeeze my balls

And let me squeeze her neck

«This is Lisa.

I’ve been a bad, bad girl!»