Alakazam - Insane Clown Posse

Who’s that joker man stabbin' you deep

And have your spilled blood flowin' like a Babylon creek

It’s Violent J, the mother fuckin' red neck killa

Pick 'em up and rip they body in half, like a gorilla

'Cause I’m out there like a scream in the night

I juggle dead kitty cats and dance naked in the moonlight

Wicked Clowns, forever in the shadows

And I’m taking that head off that neck of yours

Baby bubba, a bubba bang, alakaboo

I got a hatchet with a blade of fire, runnin' at you

I’m out the Southwest gutter- scrubby, nerdy, and nutty

So fuck your old money, get your throat bloody makin' fun of me

Get on!

Crows watch me up on the wires

I caught one and pulled its fuckin' beak off with some pliers

And I can dance to the sound of bodies rottin' underground

And if you hear it too, dance with the clown.

Come on, alakazam

Black magic, this wickedry

I love to let it get a grip on me

Let me be the first to get the word to you

I’m gonna murder you.

One for the darkness

(Alakazam) Black magic, this wickedry

I love to let it get a grip on me

Let me be the first to get the word to you

I’m gonna murder you.

One for the darkness

(Alakazam)

I slide in through your window like a snake at night

And then all through your family home and take what I like

And if you wake up, you fallin' back asleep for good

You met Shaggy, a killer in paint and gang rags

Ninjutsu, all up the walls like Spider-Man

Give me a lighter and a gas can, this town’s on fire

And I got knives in my boots.

I kick like Jet Li

I put holes in your cheeks, and they can’t even catch me

Fuck fallin' in love.

I chainsaw bitches

All the loves of my life — I left 'em buried in ditches

And I gets my boggie on, boogie bang to the beat

I’ll blow the brains out your head and spread 'em all in the street

I’m a magician.

Six cards appear in the flesh

Show’s over, and now the Witch is there on your chest

They got you runnin' through the darkness just as fast as you can

Like, god damn, alakazam, damn, alakazam

Black magic, this wickedry

I love to let it get a grip on me

Let me be the first to get the word to you

I’m gonna murder you.

One for the darkness

(Alakazam) Black magic, this wickedry

I love to let it get a grip on me

Let me be the first to get the word to you

I’m gonna murder you.

One for the darkness

(Alakazam)

Bam!

Bam!

Fire I throw

I set your fuckin' back on fire, cut and wire your throat

Bloody fingers.

I didn’t do it 'less I got away

I gives a fuck about my soul in Hell;

I let it rot away

I live to die, and how I die is totally up to me

I kidnap somebody’s mama, hung her dead from a tree

Call me crazy or call me nothing;

I don’t give a fuck

Because I’m walking with the Witch, and I don’t need another look

Holy shit, y’all

Oh, Jesus

Oh, dear Jesus

Oh Lord

Hoioi.

Hoioi.

Rrrr.

Hrrr

Jongongongongongongong

Yes, Lord

I’m learnin' is quick prayer

Teach it to all you really quickly

Okie dokie, Lord

Lord, I love it, Lord

Thank you, Father, for more of the heavy

Weighty

Drunken

Glory in this house today

Hoioioi.

Hoioioi?

You know, Isaiah 35, it says you will be overtaken by joy

That means taken over by joy

That means…