No No Song - Hoyt Axton

A woman that I know just came from Colombia

She smiled because I did not understand

Then she held our some marijuana, ha, ha She said it was the best in all the land.

And I said, no, no, no, no, I don’t smoke it no more

I’m tired of wakin’up on the floor

No thank you please it only makes me sneeze

And then it makes it hard to find me door.

A woman that I know just came from Majorca Spain

She smiled because I did not understand

Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine

She said it was the best in all the land.

And I said, no, no, no, no, I don’t sniff it no more

I’m tired of wakin’up on the floor

No thank you please it only makes me sneeze

And then it makes it hard to find me door.

A man I know just came from Nashville Tennessee-o

He smiled because I did not understand

Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh oh He said it was the best in all the land.

And I said, no, no, no, no, I don’t drink it no more

I’m tired of wakin’up on the floor

No thank you please it only makes me sneeze

And then it makes it hard to find me door.

No thank you please it only makes me sneeze

And then it makes it hard to find me door…