I Played Tony Hawk's Ride Once and It Sucked - Hot Mulligan

I had a chance to call

But I didn’t because my pride was so shot

So I never returned the shit that I stole

Under the premise that I might have forgot

A chance to act

Like the person I wanted to be

Who is clever and cunning;

oh, God, is he funny

He knows what to say when departing

So, say goodbye to your mother

And the house that you had as a kid

You’re heading to college

To discover who you wish you were is

Goodbye to your mother

And the house that you had as a kid

(The person you you wanted to be)

You’re heading to college

To discover who you wish you were is

Goodbye