Party on the Ark - Hot Dad

There’s a party on the Ark, for beasts and men

And Noah’s on the dance floor, drinking his gin

Polar bears, and snakes in twos, waiting for you

Bon voyage, we ain’t stoppin', this crowd’s like a zoo

Start taking designer drugs and you will see Jesus

Oh wait, he’s takin' 'em too, over by the apes and kangaroos

Start sharin' eternal love with hundreds of creatures

This party, it won’t stop until the waters drop

Party on the Ark, you know it’s waitin' for you

Party on the Ark, set sail with nothin' to do

Party on the Ark, let loose and open your heart

Party on the Ark, you prayed for a good time, and you got it

There’s magic on the ark, a new kind of party

Creatures mating in the dark, new species are starting

Got enough beer for a year, and cocaine (ecstasy) too

DJ Christ spinning records, you know what to do

Start taking designer drugs and you will see Jesus

Oh wait, he’s takin' 'em too, over by the apes and kangaroos

Start sharin' eternal love with hundreds of creatures

This party, it won’t stop until the waters drop

Party on the Ark, you know it’s waitin' for you

Party on the Ark, set sail with nothin' to do

Party on the Ark, let loose and open your heart

Party on the Ark, you prayed for a good time, and you got it

A million sexy beasts, all on one hard piece of wood

Touching, sweating, dancing

Living in a contained universe of darkness and sin while the non-believers burn

and perish

Corpses littering the earth, rivers flowing red with blood, horrors beyond

horrors

And I wonder, could this party possibly get any hotter?

Start taking designer drugs and you will see Jesus

Oh wait, he’s takin' 'em too, over by the apes and kangaroos

Start sharin' eternal love with hundreds of creatures

This party, it won’t stop until the waters drop

Party on the Ark, you know it’s waitin' for you

Party on the Ark, set sail with nothin' to do

Party on the Ark, let loose and open your heart

Party on the Ark, you prayed for a good time, and you got it