Big Pink Dress - Guttermouth

Howdy folks its me again got a message to convey

Im so confused whats to lose i think i might turn gay

On the day my bitch left

She said «stick in your rear»

She never thought she’d hear these words

«ooh your mustache is so tickly down there»

(drill my ass)

Oh god its tight

(drill my ass)

This is my first time

(drill my ass)

Love you — love you too

Live with bill its such a thrill

We get it on so fine

We tend our garden everyday

Sometimes in 69

Play dress up and have puppet shows

We skip and dance and sing

He’s so helpful, shaves my back

Mark its my turn to wear the cowboy hat

(its so hard)

The way he holds me

(it's so hard)

I could just die

(it's so hard)

Then we go drinking

And we start thinking

But doin it liberace

Then we bake a quiche

We went to church he held my hand

I gazed into his eyes

He kissed my ear, i said oh dear

My shaft began to rise

He whispered let’s get married

I squeaked and shouted yes

Suddenly our live’s a mess

He wore a tux, i wore a big pink dress

(drill my ass)

Not sure i’m right

(drill my ass)

What was i thinking

(drill my ass)

I like bull fights

(drill my ass)

No more knitting

(drill my ass)

No more skipping

I tried it once, for a whole six months

But so long moustache!