The Phantom of the Bwahpera, Act 3 - Grant Kirkhope

Who do you think you are?

You should kneel, I’m the star

You are nothing but a parody

I’d find you a good role in a tragedy!

It’s a me, let’s a go — the only words you know!

My art will touch your princess' heart

And you will be pulled apart!

You think you’ll win this tournament?

I’ll send you to retirement

You’re so not worth the hassle

Your princess is in another castle!

Mushrooms won’t end the pain

Time for the phantom to start his reign!