What Can You Give A Nudist For His Birthday - Gracie Fields

Oh dear, I am worried

I know I’m laughin' really, but I am worried

It’s my brother’s birthday and I don’t know what to buy him, oh dear

Can I ask you a question, a question that’s silly?

It’s something I can’t figure out, I hope you won’t say no

It’s all about my brother, my brother, John Willy

He’s joined a nudist colony, so what I want to know

What can you buy a nudist on his birthday, birthday?

What sought of birthday present can you buy?

I can’t think what to give him, no matter how I try

Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie?

What can you give a nudist for a present?

The things I used to buy him would be wrong

I’d send a cheque but dash it, how could he go out and cash it

What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along?

What can you give a nudist for his birthday?

What sought of birthday present can you buy?

I bought a pair of braces, just like a silly pup

But what’s the good of braces if there’s nought wants holdin' up?

What can you give a nudist for a present?

I’m sure a bowler hat would be all wrong

And he’s not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella

Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along, oh dear-dear?

I’ve been in holy terror the time they

I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo

A bicycle sounds stupid when you’re dressed up like Cupid

I must send something soon, and oh, that’s why I’m askin' you

What can you give a nudist on his birthday?

What sought of birthday present can you buy?

And here’s another riddle, but give it up I won’t

When at a dance, do they wear fancy dress or do they don’t?

What can you give a nudist for a present?

I somehow think that cuff links would be wrong

And a watch chain would look silly draped across the front of Willy

What can you give a?

What can you give a nudist on his birthday?

What sought of birthday present can you buy?

I have heard that they play hockey, so something I have got

But I don’t know for certain if they wear shin guards or not

What can you give a nudist for a present?

A shop girl told me spats would be all wrong

She said good gracious madam, just imagine spats on Adam

What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along

Oh dear-dear, what can I buy, no let’s be, really there is, no honest,

what can I buy

A lump of soap

A lump of soap, oh that’s a good idea, a lump of soap

And he’s always smoky too, that’s good, thank you very much