Stalin Was Not Stallin - Golden Gate Quartet

Stalin wasn’t stallin'

When he to1d the beast of Berlin

That they’d never rest contented

Til they had driven him from the land

So he called the Yanks and English

And proceeded to extinguish

The Fuhrer and his vermin

This is how it all began

Now the Devil he was reading

In the good book one day

How the lord created Adam

To walk the righteous way

And it made the Devil jealous

He turned green up to his horns

And he swore by things unholy

That he’d make one of his own

So he packed two suitcases

Full of grief and misery

And he caught the midnight special

Going down to Germany

Then he mixed his lies and hatred

With fire and brimstone

Then the devil sat upon it That’s how Adolf was born

Now Adolf got the notion

That he was the master race

And he swore he’d bring new order

And put mankind in it, s place!

So he set his scheme in motion

And he was winning everywhere

Until he up and got the notion

For to kick that Russian bear

Yes he kicked that noble Russian

But it wasn’t very long

Before Adolf got suspicious

The he had done something wrong

Cause that bear grabbed the Fuhrer

And gave him an awful fright

Seventeen months he scrapped the Fuhrer

Tooth and claw, day and night

Then that bear smacked the Fuhrer

With a mighty armored paw

And Adolf broke all records

Running backward towards Krakaw

The Goebbels sent a message

To the people everywhere

That if they couldn’t hit the Fuhrer

Go down hit that Russian bear

(repeat verse I)