The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny - Gloryhammer

In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny

Evil will rise

And of all the legendary warriors

None will survive

In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny

Evil will rise

To defeat the power of the sorcerer

Great sacrifice

Magnificent vessel appears in the sky

The Hootsforce arrives into Cowdenbeath

Prepare for the warfare of ultimate destiny

Into the battle, the heroes make fight

Fast as Dundonian lightning they strike

The armies of evil will die on the field

They’ll die by our steel

And the battlefield of Cowdenbeath fell silent, as the black gates of the

fortress of Crail opened wide.

Atop a horde of undead eagles, the grim armies

of the Deathknights of Crail rode out to meet the forces of justice.

And at the vanguard of this terrible host stood the Grandmaster himself,

Dreadlord Proletius!

From the black gate evil deathknights attack

Proletius is leading the chaos charge

Slaughtering peasants with deadly impunity

Ralathor fires his final defence

Missiles of nuclear justice

The deathknights are suddenly vaporized

Proletius dies

For the King of Space

We will fight to end disgrace

In our once proud land

We will make our stand

When the dark lord comes

We will shoot our laser guns

For the glory of mighty Dundee

Mwah-hahaha!

Such a pathetic display of valor!

You are naught but insignificant

worms before the infinite power of Zargothrax!

Now, the solar conjunction is at

hand.

My ascension to godhood is inevitable and there is nothing you can do to

stop me!

Worship my omnipotence!

From the Heavens

Comes a hero

Mighty Hootsman

Vanitati

Latinae

Canentis

Hootus Dei

With a flash of thunder

A god falls from the sky

With holy armor made from wolf

The Hootsman has arrived

Side by side with Angus

The warriors make fight

Hootsman fires a laser blast

Shoots goblins out of sight

From the Heavens

Comes a hero

Mighty Hootsman

Vanitati

Latinae

Canentis

Hootus Dei

In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny

Evil will rise

And of all the legendary warriors

None will survive

In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny

Evil will rise

To defeat the power of the sorcerer

The Hootsman has arrived

Alright Zargothrax, your evil reign of terror ends today!

My name is the

Hootsman, and I am the one and only true god of this universe!

It is time for

you to taste the power of Hoots!

With the force of the hammer

And the power of Hoots

The forces of justice attack

Bringing destruction to Zargothrax

The wizard defeated

Dissolves into dust

The Kingdom of Fife has been saved

The legendary Angus McFife has triumphed this day

And lo, Zargothrax was finally defeated.

But in the epic final struggle with

the dark sorcerer, the valiant hero Angus McFife realised he had been impaled

by the Knife of Evil.

As he watched the lifeless corpse of Zargothrax dissolve

into liquid dust, Angus knew that soon he himself would be corrupted by the

dark power of that cursed blade.

And so he resolved that he must make the final

sacrifice for the Glory of Dundee.

He would end his own life by descending into

the raging volcanic fires of Schiehallion!

Goodbye

My time has come to die

This is the end

I must say farewell

Descend into hell

In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny

Evil will rise

And of all the legendary warriors

None will survive

In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny

Evil will rise

To defeat the power of the sorcerer

The Prince of Fife must die

In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny

Evil will rise

And of all the legendary warriors

None will survive

In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny

Evil will rise

To defeat the power of the sorcerer

The Prince of Fife must die

To save the galaxy

It is your mighty destiny

Brave Angus McFife

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