La Chiesa Si Rinnova - Giorgio Gaber

Il mondo ha fretta, continua a cambiare

chi vuol restare a galla si deve aggiornare.

Anche la Chiesa vuol sempre far meglio

ogni tanto si riunisce per fare un concilio.

Giungono a Roma con gran convinzione

venticinquemila preti da ogni nazione.

E la Chiesa si rinnova per la nuova societ?

e la Chiesa si rinnova per salvar l’umanit?.

Si parla, si discute di mille questioni

si prendono in esame gi?

mille soluzioni.

Si parla del divorzio senza falsi segreti

di dare il matrimonio anche ai poveri preti.

Si parla della pillola e di altre cose affini

perch?

la gente al mondo fa troppi bambini.

E la Chiesa si rinnova per la nuova societ?

e la Chiesa si rinnova per salvar l’umanit?.

Bisogna dare atto a questi signori

le cose pi?

urgenti le han rese migliori.

E dopo tanti anni che aspettavamo invano

la messa, finalmente, si dice in italiano.

E si?

stabilito, dopo mille discussioni

che il prete, essendo uomo, pu?

portare i pantaloni.

E se il venerd?

mangiare il pesce ti secca

non fare complimenti, puoi farti una bistecca!

Ed oggi, a causa di una recente intervista,

tutti dicono che il papa?

diventato comunista.

E la Chiesa si rinnova per la nuova societ?

e la Chiesa si rinnova per salvar l’umanit?!

The world is in a hurry, it keeps changing

whoever wants to stay afloat must update.

The Church also always wants to do better

every now and then she meets to make a council.

They arrive in Rome with great conviction

twenty-five thousand priests from every nation.

And the Church is renewed for the new society?

and the Church is renewed to save humanity.

We talk, we discuss a thousand issues

they take into consideration already?

a thousand solutions.

There is talk of divorce without false secrets

to give marriage even to poor priests.

We talk about the pill and other related things

why?

people in the world have too many children.

And the Church is renewed for the new society?

and the Church is renewed to save humanity.

These gentlemen must be acknowledged

the things pi?

urgent they have made them better.

And after so many years of waiting in vain

Mass is finally said in Italian.

And yes?

established, after a thousand discussions

that the priest, being a man, can

wear pants.

What if on Friday?

eating fish will make you dry

do not compliment, you can get yourself a steak!

And today, due to a recent interview,

everyone says that the pope?

became a communist.

And the Church is renewed for the new society?

and the Church is renewed to save humanity ?!