Il Truccamotori - Giorgio Gaber

Avevo una vettura americana

Dotata di comfort ultrapotenti

Una vettura dalla forma strana

Che al suo passar facea voltar la gente

Incontro un vecchio amico

Un vero esperto di macchine di ogni cilindrata

Mi si fa incontro col sorriso aperto

Mi fa «ueh questa macchina è sprecata eh»

Limi la testa e i collettori

Cambi marmitta e carburatori

E così (vrrrrr) con poca spesa il tuo motore ha un’altra resa

Limo la testa e i collettori

Cambio marmitta e carburatori

E così (vrrrrr) in poche ore ho già bello e che fuso tutto il motore

Porco giuda, ma cosa mi va a capitare

Mi interessai per la riparazione

Ma mi costava un’occhio della testa

E allora ho dato dentro il macchinone

E ho preso una vettura più modesta

«Bravo» mi fa l’amico

«I macchinoni son sempre un debito te l’avevo detto

E questa non ti costa dei milioni

E poi puoi farci qualche lavoretto»

Limi la testa e i collettori

Cambi marmitta e carburatori

E così (vrrrrr) con poca spesa il tuo motore ha un’altra resa eeh

Limo la testa e i collettori

Cambio marmitta e carburatori

E così (vrrrrr) col motore truccato in una curva mi sono inchiodato

Porca malora, ‘sto deficiente

Dopo mesi di letto d’ospedale

In cura presso un noto professore

Sono dimesso un po' conciato male

Su una carrozzella col motore

Incontro lui e già fissa il motorino

Non sembra fare caso alle mie bende

«Magnifico, un vero gioeillino

Truccalo un po', vedrai come ti rende

Limi la testa e i collettori

Cambi marmitta e carburatori

E così (vrrrrr) con poca spesa il tuo motorino ha un’altra resa eeh

Limo la testa e i collettori

Cambio marmitta e carburatori

E così (vrrrrr) in quattro e quattr’otto ingollo la prima e lo caccio sotto sto

truccamotori così un’altra volta impara

I had an American car

Equipped with ultra-powerful comfort

An oddly shaped car

Which made people turn around as he passed

I meet an old friend

A true expert in machines of all displacements

He comes towards me with an open smile

He says to me "ueh this car is wasted eh"

File the head and collectors

Change muffler and carburetors

And so (vrrrrr) with little expense your engine has another performance

Limo the head and collectors

Change muffler and carburetors

And so (vrrrrr) in a few hours I have already beautiful and melted the whole engine

Pig guide, but what is going to happen to me

I became interested in the repair

But it cost me an arm and a leg

And then I gave in the big car

And I got a more modest car

"Bravo," my friend says to me

"Big cars are always a debt, I told you so

And this doesn't cost you millions

And then you can do some work with it "

File the head and collectors

Change muffler and carburetors

And so (vrrrrr) with little expense your engine has another performance eeh

Limo the head and collectors

Change muffler and carburetors

And so (vrrrrr) with the engine rigged in a curve I crashed

Holy shit, 'I'm moron

After months in a hospital bed

Under treatment by a well-known professor

I am resigned a little badly

On a wheelchair with an engine

I meet him and he is already staring at the scooter

He doesn't seem to care about my bandages

«Magnificent, a real little jewel

Make it up a little, you will see how it makes you

File the head and collectors

Change muffler and carburetors

And so (vrrrrr) with little expense your scooter has another yield eeh

Limo the head and collectors

Change muffler and carburetors

And so (vrrrrr) in a nutshell I swallow the first one and throw it under me

make-up artists so she learns again