Can't Say Fairer Than That - Gilbert O'Sullivan

You barely know me

And already you’re installed

You left your number

Somewhere on my back it’s scrawled

Look I’ve enjoyed the few days

The fun we had

The memories may well linger

I can’t say fairer than that

Don’t tell me how it is

That I should not behave

Don’t tell me secrets that

You’re taking to your grave

I have to hand it to you

Put into bat

You’d made a good half century

I can’t say fairer than that

Tell me something I don’t know

That I don’t know I should

Tell me somewhere I can go

That I don’t know I could

She had the bluest eyes

That I have ever seen

Although being colour blind

It could be they were green

Women are always saying

Do I look fat

Could be you don’t look thinner

I can’t say fairer than that

You could argue we don’t know

How different we are made

You insist that it’s a shovel

I say it’s a spade

You’d never know it but

I’m very good at draughts

I’ll leave the front doors open

As well as the backs

Who wants to be in your shoes

Who wants to be in mine

Let’s start by saying in your shoes

I’d barely walk the line

Of all the dirty low down

Tricks you could have played

I love the one where you

Pretend to be depraved

You have the kind of features

From where I’m sat

You’d make a fish look happy

I can’t say fairer than that

Marks out of ten let’s face it

Caught in the act

You’d rate at least a seven

I can’t say fairer than that