Sheena Is a T-Shirt Salesman - Future Of The Left

Paralysed by paperwork

It took a special woman to commit

But Sheena is a clever girl

She paid for our equipment with her tits

She tore off her t-shirt

(I didn’t know I wanted to,

I didn’t know I wanted to until I did)

Dumb is the new black

One of us — the sober one

Should sit her down and tell her how we feel

Cos Sheena is a slogan now

A comma in the common cattery

He made her a mix tape

(He didn’t know he needed to,

He didn’t know he needed to until he did)

Dead is the new good

Autistic autistic autistic radio

Artistic license (celebrate a bus pass)

Autistic autistic autistic radio

Artistic license (melanoma shake-down)

Bring a bracket to the county fair

Does anyone here have the ear of the devil?

Or a piece of his hair?

Autistic autistic autistic radio

Artistic license (celebrate a bus pass)

Autistic autistic autistic radio

Artistic license (melanoma shake-down)

This song is dedicated

To the merchandise manufacturers

Who made it possible

With their hard work, talent, application

And love of tote bags