Who'd Be A Cop? - Frenzal Rhomb

You had such a terrible time at home

Not as bright as your brother and sister

Though intimidating all your friends

Still think that uniforms are cool

What a job!

You can make your own rules

Take your frustrations out on them

Hanging out at your nearest protest

Punching kids and making arrests

In the name of whoever pays the most

Couldn’t get in the armed forces

Animals on the backs of horses

Good sense and justice you oppose

Get a real job!

Who would be a fucking cop?

Did you not get enough love?

Did your parents beat you up?

Do you worry bout the size of your penis?

Did the army kick you out?

What the hell was that about?

They didn’t let you use your firearm in public?

You dont protect me

No security, for my family and my friends

Your brain is just out of reach

You can shoot drunks on the beach

The corporations you defend

Get a real job!

Who would be a fucking cop?

I don’t know how you get to sleep

When junkies terrorise your beat

Feel like a hero when you punch alcoholics

And there’s that secret no one knows, hidden from everyone

Those unnatural affections for German Shepherds

«To handle the violent and stressful situations they’re faced with,

the special ops team trains daily.?

cops who are trained with an assault

rifle ?»

DIE!

Get a real job!

Who would be a cop?

Did you not get enough love?

Did your parents beat you up?

Do you worry bout the size of your penis?

Were you a cockhead from the start?

You didn’t need very good marks, and now you’re supplementing your income with

money from drugs

Don’t wear your name badge on your chest

In case of civil unrest

Wouldn’t want anyone to think that your like violence the best

Who would be a fucking cop?

Who would be a fucking cop?

Who would be a fucking cop?