Vaseline Bizniz - Freak Kitchen

God, I have to know

Is it really true?

I refuse to believe in The stuff they write about you

You always look real depressive

But thatґs what makes you cute

Say it ainґt so, say it ainґt so Have you become a fruit?

Vaseline bizniz, improves your record sales

Vaseline bizniz, you know it never fails

Vaseline bizniz, will make you interesting

When youґre too pissed to dance and too high to sing

My teenage dream is fucked

Although you donґt know

While I plan for our marriage

You find some handsome guy to blow

Then you speak about it frankly

In an in-depth interview

And I slip into denial

ґCos I know it isnґt true

Vaseline bizniz, improves your record sales

Vaseline bizniz, you it never fails

Vaseline bizniz, will make you interesting

When youґre too pissed to dance and youґre too stoned to sing

Yeah, I had a bad time

My heart was torn in two

Burned all my posters

Thought Iґd never make it through

But I worship another boy-group now

Everybody else sucks!

I even got their autographs

Take that, you backstreet cocks!