I Don't Want to Golf - Freak Kitchen

You reached a certain age and the panic’s kicking you

Stuck in that bunker, running out time

Suddlenly aware of your own mortality

When that career isn’t exactly a hole in one

What you wouldn’t do for a tiny slice of success

To boost that place in the bourgeois hierarchy

I ain’t you bro

I don’t wanna golf

Bad for mojo

I don’t wanna golf

Forever no

I don’t wanna golf

The symbolism of another shit-expensive club

Perhaps the Maruman Majerty Prestigio Driver?

And yet you never hit the ball

And you most likely never wil…

I ain’t you bro

I don’t wanna golf

Bad for mojo

I don’t wanna golf

Forever no

I don’t wanna golf

Fire the caddie

Take it out on the wife

Thank yout mom and daddy

For your miserable life

I ain’t you bro

I don’t wanna golf

Bad for mojo

I don’t wanna golf

Forever no

I don’t wanna golf