This Is so Nice It Must Be Illegal - Fats Waller

This is so nice, it must be illegal

Meeting you once more

Feeling so good, it could be against the law

This is an age that curbs all our pleasures

Who knows what’s in store

This is so nice, there must be a hidden flaw

You’re so brought-up shoulder

I know I’m young and older

All those dames fall in flocks

Noting your attractions

Congress may take actions

To keep you underground at Fort Knox

Quick, let us kiss before it’s illicit

It could happen here

This is so nice it could be illicit here