The Reefer Song (If You’re a Viper) - Fats Waller

I dreamed about a reefer 5 feet long

Mighty miff but not too strong

You’ll be high but not for long

If you a viper

I am the queen of everything

I’ve got to be high before i can sing

Light a tea and let it be

If you a viper

Then your throat gets dry

You know you’re high

Everything is dandy

Truck on down to the corner store

Bust your mouth on peppermint candy

Then you know your body’s spent

You dont care if you dont pay rent

Sky’s high and so am i

If you a viper