Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes - Fall Out Boy

I’m coming apart at the seams.

Pitching myself into other people’s dreams.

Like buzz, buzz, buzz.

Doc, there’s a hole where something was.

Fell out of bed.

Butterfly bandage,

But don’t worry.

You’ll never remember,

Your head is far too blurry.

Put him in the back of a squad car

Restrain that man

He needs his head put through a cat scan.

Hey editor, I’m undeniable

Hey Doctor, I’m certifiable

I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine

What a match:

I’m half doomed and you’re silly sweet

So boycott love

Detox just to retox

And I’d promise you anything

For another shot at life

Imperfect boys

With their perfect ploys

Nobody wants to hear you

Sing about tragedy

Little girl

You got my staring eye

Or was it just a telescopic camera lie

Pretty dolls in the highway

Truck stop stalls

Lock-less jails to deny my rules

So rookies leave your badge

And your gun on the desk when you leave the room

I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine

What a match:

I’m half doomed and you’re silly sweet

So boycott love

Detox just to retox

And I’d promise you anything

For another shot at life

Imperfect boys

With their perfect ploys

Nobody wants to hear you

Sing about tragedy