Lazy As Fuck - Evil Cowards

Is it merely because you’re down on your luck

Or is cause you’re lazy as fuck

Pick the words that best describe you

Hide them in the soles of your shoe

Can you feel the fury’s running a muck

Running over you like a monster truck

You’re not doing what you were born to do

Stop pretending like you don’t know it’s true

The thing I like most about you

Is that you’re held together with glue

And you let them tell what you can’t do

Even though they all do it too

Now you’re getting what you give

Everything is relative

Increase the cost

We both are lost

Now that I live with you

Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa

Is our society that’s making you sick

Or could it be you’re just a nasty prick

Hiding all your meanest faces

Retreating to your hiding places

Is the quicksand you’re in running too quick

Cause getting out of that would be a neat trick

And everything you do goes nowhere

It’s as if you have to lie to cut your hair

But you got a couple of good things going for you

You got a pentagram tattoo

And an authentic didgeridoo

Even though you can’t carry a tune

And the good times have to end

Hope to see you around here again

You best believe

That I can’t leave

When I’m still in you