No Te Metas A Mi Facebook - Esteman

Pedro Villa y Josefina están prontos a ligar

Pero Laura la vecina los ha visto desertar

Juan Ruja renuncia y lo hace publicar

Leonora, su esposa, pronto lo va a borrar

Amanda y Miranda acaban de rastrear

A Lina, su amiga, que les dejó de hablar

Tantean, husmean, no hay nada que indagar

Es fácil, muy fácil, sólo opriman pokear

No te metas a mi Facebook

No te metas, por favor

Cada vez que tengo un inbox

Me provoca poner close (Close, close, close)

No te metas a mi Facebook

No te metas, por favor

Cuando escribas melodramas

No me lo hagas por el wall (Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)

De seiscientos veinte amigos te relacionas con diez

Noventa desconocidos más sesenta friend requests

Te buscan, rebuscan, pronto te van a ver

Junticos, toditos, apuéstenle a la red

Doscientos eventos a los que debes ir

Aceptas a todos aunque no quieras ir

Tu vida es difícil, tienes que decidir

Aplica la regla, ponle a todos maybe

No te metas a mi Facebook

No te metas, por favor

Cada vez que tengo un inbox

Me provoca poner close (Close, close, close)

No te metas a mi Facebook

No te metas, por favor

Cuando escribas melodramas

No me lo hagas por el wall (Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)

Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen (Ladies)

No me lo hagas por el wall

(And you know is off our country and…)

No me lo hagas por el wall

(Over five million, oh, man)

No me lo hagas por el wall

(It's a huge number of people)

(Huge, huge, ladies and gentlemen)

Me provoca poner close

No me digas que no tienes que ir al baño

Cuando, te miro te la pasas Facebookeando

Y luego suspiro, te vas a quedar un rato

Y mucho más, más

No me digas que tienes otro cumpleaños

Del que hace un año ni te hubieras enterado

Será que ahora es moda festejar con los extraños

Y brindar por brindar

No te metas a mi Facebook

No te metas, por favor

Cada vez que tengo un inbox

Me provoca poner close (Close, close, close)

No te metas a mi Facebook

No te metas, por favor

Cuando escribas melodramas

No me lo hagas por el wall (Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)

(Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)

Pedro Villa and Josefina are ready to flirt

But Laura the neighbor has seen them desert

Juan Ruja resigns and has it published

Leonora, his wife, will soon erase him

Amanda and Miranda just tracked

To Lina, his friend, who stopped talking to them

They grope, they sniff, there is nothing to investigate

It's easy, very easy, just press poke

Do not get into my Facebook

don't mess around please

Every time I have an inbox

It causes me to put close (Close, close, close)

Do not get into my Facebook

don't mess around please

when you write melodramas

Don't do it to me for the wall (Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)

Out of 620 friends you associate with 10

Ninety strangers plus sixty friend requests

They look for you, they look for you, soon they will see you

Junticos, all, bet on the network

Two hundred events you must go to

You accept everyone even if you don't want to go

Your life is difficult, you have to decide

Apply the rule, give everyone maybe

Do not get into my Facebook

don't mess around please

Every time I have an inbox

It causes me to put close (Close, close, close)

Do not get into my Facebook

don't mess around please

when you write melodramas

Don't do it to me for the wall (Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)

ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen (Ladies)

Don't do it to me for the wall

(And you know is off our country and…)

Don't do it to me for the wall

(Over five million, oh man)

Don't do it to me for the wall

(It's a huge number of people)

(Huge, huge, ladies and gentlemen)

It causes me to put close

Don't tell me you don't have to go to the bathroom

When I look at you, you spend all your time Facebooking

And then I sigh, you're gonna stay awhile

And much more, more

Don't tell me you have another birthday

Which a year ago you wouldn't even have known about

Could it be that now it is fashionable to celebrate with strangers?

And toast to toast

Do not get into my Facebook

don't mess around please

Every time I have an inbox

It causes me to put close (Close, close, close)

Do not get into my Facebook

don't mess around please

when you write melodramas

Don't do it to me for the wall (Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)

(Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)