If You Were Whiskey - ERNEST

If I were a rock instead of a rolling stone

Maybe I’d be sober

And you wouldn’t be so gone

But I ain’t where you are, I’m still sitting at the same bar

Mm, that brought you to me and helped me break your heart

Ooh, but if you were whiskey

It looks like I’d still have you right here with me

And I’d be getting a different kind of tipsy

Instead of sittin' here sippin' number seven all night long

Mm, but if you were whiskey, I’d still be holdin' you

We’d still be going strong

And if it weren’t the Devil

Whisperin' in my ear

Lord knows my angel

Might not have disappeared

And I guess that’s my fault

There ain’t no one else to blame

I’m either half-way drunk or all the way insane

Yeah, but if you were whiskey

It looks like I’d still have right here with me

And I’d be getting a different kind of tipsy

Instead of sittin' here sippin' number seven all night long

Mm, but if you were whiskey

I’d still be holdin' you

And we’d still be going strong

Yeah, if you were whiskey

I’d get up on that wagon

Set the bottle down today

Oh, I ain’t done it yet

And I ain’t proud to say

If you were whiskey

Ooh, if you were whiskey

It looks like I’d still have you right here with me

And I’d be a whole new kind of tipsy

Instead of sittin' here sippin' number seven all night long, mm, mm

Oh, if you were whiskey

I’d still be holdin' you

And we’d still be going strong