Ølbriller - Erik Og Kriss, Byz

BYZ:

Ge mig de ge mig nått mera i från baren

Kliver på kommunicera lever dagen

Ser du hon där ser du hon men

ser du hennes omfång

ge den dära kroppen en omgång

kom kom gör de bra

är det klart slut?

Dricker mer så hon börjar se bra ut

När hon ler så när hon slänger på smilet

är de inte längre nå tvivel

KRISS:

hun var dama som, alltid bare fikk dritt

dama som, aldri kunne få brad pitt

en stygge andunge, fikk ingen drømmefyr

ingen lykkelig slutt, dette ekke et eventyr.

men er du storkar, på en god dag.

og blar opp noe vodka i en god bar.

om du drikker deg skjevere enn tårnet i pisa

kan du drikke henne jevere enn mona lisa.

ERIK:

Hva hadde skjedd, skjønte ikke det spor

Kunne hun ha klart å bare drikke det bort

Ikke så fort, ble bare finere etter det

vinen gjorde henne nitti kilo lettere

så ut som en litt femi mann for en time siden

nå var hun britney kan det være hvitvinen

som gjorde låvedøra hennes om til skinke

kan vinen funke som slankekur og sminke

REF:

Du skremte meg først, men jeg var tørst

Så drakk jeg deg pen som prinsesse Madeleine *2

Yeah yeah,

Har mine ølbriller på, øh øh øh ølbriller på *4

BYZ:

In i bilen baby

Jag diggar stilen baby

Jag hade helt glömt bort dina kilon baby

More cushin for the pushin

ush vilken rush och byzan han är turstig

super henne lustig

hon ser ut som Beyonce

men efter all sprit är det inte så konstigt

nu kommer du hit baby nu har vi sex

sen är det back to the gym back to D — Flex

KRISS:

Hun ble villere, av med fillene

Med nok vin kan du drikke av henne brillene

shots gjør hun fancy, vin gjør henne classy

hun svinger seg som babe gjør i dirty dancing

hun er dronningen i enhver skitten bule

Og hun lyser opp gulvet som en disco kule

Hun er ex heks, nå vil hun ha sex

øl briller på, check, ready, set

ERIK:

Trodde aldri jeg skulle røre det beistet

Virka feit med den teiteste sveisen

hun ble tightere, kanskje alright men

seinere ble hun heitere enn peisen

i sta var hun alt annet enn hot

nå var hun faen så flott, en slags askepott

hun ble så søt som en smak av honning

hun var plutselig ballets dronning

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I’m fat, I’m single, I’m ready to mingle *4

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BYZ:

Give me they give me something more in from the bar

Steps to communicate live the day

If you see her there, you see her but

do you see her scope

give that body a go

come come they do well

is it over?

Drinks more so she starts to look good

When she smiles like that when she throws at the smile

are they no longer reaching doubt

CRISIS:

she was the lady who, always just got shit

lady who, could never get brad pitt

an ugly duckling, got no dream guy

no happy ending, this not an adventure.

but are you storks, on a good day.

and flips up some vodka in a good bar.

if you drink more skewed than the tower in pisa

can you drink her jevere than mona lisa.

ERIK:

What had happened, it did not understand traces

Could she have managed to just drink it away

Not so fast, just got nicer after that

the wine made her ninety pounds lighter

looked like a little femi man an hour ago

now she was britney it could be the white wine

which turned her barn door into ham

the wine can serve as a diet and make-up

REF:

You scared me at first, but I was thirsty

Then I drank you pretty like Princess Madeleine * 2

Yeah yeah,

I have my beer glasses on, uh uh uh beer glasses on * 4

BYZ:

In the car baby

I love the baby style

I had completely forgotten your kilos baby

More cushin for the pushin

ush what a rush and byzan he is lucky

super her funny

she looks like Beyonce

but after all the booze, it's not so strange

now you come here baby now we have sex

then it's back to the gym back to D - Flex

CRISIS:

She got wilder, got rid of the rags

With enough wine you can drink from her glasses

shots make her fancy, wine makes her classy

she swings like babe does in dirty dancing

she is the queen of every dirty bulge

And she lights up the floor like a disco ball

She's ex witch, now she wants sex

beer glasses on, check, ready, set

ERIK:

Never thought I would touch that beast

Seems greasy with the dumbest weld

she got tighter, maybe alright but

later she became hotter than the fireplace

in stubbornness she was anything but hot

now she was fucking so beautiful, a kind of cinderella

she became as sweet as a taste of honey

she was suddenly the queen of ballet

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I'm fat, I'm single, I'm ready to mingle * 4

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