You Can't Tell Me Shit - Epic Beard Men, Sage Francis, B. Dolan

To all you self-proclaimed geniuses out there

Who don’t understand

Receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can’t tell me shit)

Your girl’s got a man bun, son (you can’t tell me shit)

I got an NPR tote bag (you can’t tell me shit)

Your Twitter avatar is an egg (you can’t tell me shit)

I don’t even own a television (you can’t tell me shit)

I got a black belt in pilates (you can’t tell me shit)

My phone is on 2% battery (you can’t tell me shit)

I’m not installing any more updates (you can’t tell me shit)

I already read my horoscope today (you can’t tell me shit)

I said it behind your back and to your face (you can’t tell me shit)

I put my life savings in Bitcoin (you can’t tell me shit)

Your lady thinks that I’m a funny guy (you can’t tell me shit)

I don’t even like the old Kanye (you can’t tell me shit)

You deleted but I got the screenshots (you can’t tell me shit)

All my tattoos are brand new (you can’t tell me shit)

I see the timestamp on the photo (you can’t tell me shit)

Receipts upon receipts upon receipts is what I have

You give them to the tax man, he scribbles in his pad

Receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts

upon receipts upon receipts

The earth is flat, prove me wrong (you can’t tell me shit)

2012, Ron Paul (you can’t tell me shit)

My step-dad is the Little League coach (you can’t tell me shit)

I’m one sixteenth Cherokee, bro (you can’t tell me shit)

I’ve looked it up on WebMD (you can’t tell me shit)

Once the free trial is over (you can’t tell me shit)

My doctor’s surprised I’m still alive (you can’t tell me shit)

Wake up, time to die (you can’t tell me shit)

You cannot tell me, nothing at all

No type of shit can come from you

That makes sense to me

I have crippling depression sometimes (you can’t tell me shit)

You should go outside and exercise (you can’t tell me shit)

The seasons insists upon itself, thanks for the help and reaching out but you

got your foot in your mouth (and you can’t tell me shit)

I show up first and I leave last (you can’t tell me shit)

You pay to be our opening act (you can’t tell me shit)

I know that cupping the mic causes feedback but I’m an MC and this is how the

fuck we act (you can’t tell me shit)

Receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can’t tell me shit)

upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can’t tell me

shit) upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can’t tell

me shit) upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can’t

tell me shit)

The book isn’t better than the movie

I’m a cis white male who checks himself

It’s pronounced GIF, not GIF

My responses to everything is «yas queen»

EDM DJs are a scam

I already offered all my thoughts and prayers

What a time to be alive now

Threading is the autotune of eyebrows

No, no, no

No, no, you cannot tell me shit at all

(Receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts) It’s what I have

(Receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts) Give em to the taxman,

scribble in his pad

Receipts upon receipts upon receipts