Public Service Announcement - Eminem

This is a public service announcement

Brought to you in part by Slim Shady

The views and events expressed here are totally fucked

And are not necessarily the views of anyone

However, the events and suggestions that appear on this album

Are not to be taken lightly

Children should not partake in the listening of this album

With laces in their shoes

Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions

Upon purchasing this album

You have agreed not to try this at home

A-anything else?

Yeah, don’t do drugs