Roger And The Hair - Elevator To Hell

In came a boy with mid-length greasy hair

He had a bunch of songs that he wanted to share

High up above him in the tall cloudy air

Flew a little bird in which some others noticed there

The bird’s name was Roger and he didn’t have a care

Except when it came to humans' so-unfriendly stares

Diving through the thick air the anger grew till where

Roger attacked the boy and pulled out half his greasy hair

The boy screamed and Roger cursed at humans' dirty stares

An arm was swung and everything went blurred in Roger’s head

He fell down to the pavement, the people looked and cared

Roger couldn’t move and all he could taste was greasy

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